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      100% this is the film industry.

      The reason for all the marvel capes is to hide man ass because the director :

      1: is scared of homosexuals enjoying the film 2: denies women have sexual desires 3: is scared of his own homosexual desires

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        No, capes are because superheroes have their origin in comics, and on the static artwork of a comic, capes made it much easier to show action than regular clothing.

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          They had the option to remove capes. until you run simulations as is and the cape floats up too high to show man ass. Director gets uncomfortably mad at that.at least as far as dc is concerned.

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          Something I learned from fragile dudes: Looking at top nekkid men is not gay. It’s “checking out their routine“ and totally not a gay subconscious.

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    Mhhm, someone got undesired feelings when looking at Astarions ass and made a mod to remove the problem.
    The length men will go to to not learn anything about themselves is impressive.

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    Just today I was leaving the grocery store parking lot and saw some guy with a solid upper body load groceries into a lifted truck with a Trump sticker and the whole time I was worried about the poor guys tiny legs snapping.

    Never skip leg day, folks.

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    Okay but the butt-hugging going on in the left image doesn’t make much sense given the fabric. Left butt should just have that connecting middle part added. No need to make it smaller.

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    it’s a fetish at that point and you cannot convince me otherwise.

    Dude spent his freetime styling an ass to his prefered shape. I think we’re kinkshaming him.

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    My favorite part of this is that they have this, but then install all the nude female mods, or the big boob mods.

    Like, I can’t find a decent male armor mod on Nexus without going through pages and pages of the most thirsty ass nude/skimpy mods. I know I can block them, but that also hides some gore related mods, so I just sit there and wonder at the depravity of people who look at polygons in the shape of a human and get off to it. :X

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      The only reason I can think someone would want to do this is because they are gay or bi and have not come to terms with that.

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      As a straight male I can honestly say that while the default is aesthetically pleasing, pants just don’t wear that way unless you’re very friendly with your tailor.

      Which is perfectly in keeping with Asterion’s character.

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        Gale: That tailor violated me. He was measuring my inseam and then there was definite… cuppage…

        Astarion: That’s how they do pants!!! First they go up one side, they move it over. Then they go up the other side they move it back. Then then they go up the rear. Right, Wyll?

        Wyll: Yes, yes it is… in PRISON!!

        Karlach: pretending not to listen, grinning