• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Gale: That tailor violated me. He was measuring my inseam and then there was definite… cuppage…

    Astarion: That’s how they do pants!!! First they go up one side, they move it over. Then they go up the other side they move it back. Then then they go up the rear. Right, Wyll?

    Wyll: Yes, yes it is… in PRISON!!

    Karlach: pretending not to listen, grinning