“Qui-Gon, we talked about this the last time.”
🤠 I FuCkiNg love my job, Mace! When is my next assignment? Any chance to visit the female prison planet?
Do I worry that Qui-Gon would do something naughty with Anakin? No. Do I worry that he would leave the kid behind while he jets off to Spira?
I think that is just ordinary jedi side quests
Their entire business model is taking kids while young then brainwashing them into not having sex so they can fully utilize their virgin wizard powers
Actshually they are totally okay with raw fucking - it’s the call me later part that they forbid.
They must be the original inventors of the whole “friends with benefits” scene.
There’s probably a “strays” bin by the Jedi temple front entrance.
“Only force sensitives accepted”
Ol’Quiggy totally banged Shmi.
S’okay, Obi was banging Padme between eps 1 and 2. it’s why she remembered Obi and not Ani.
Really put into perspective Anakin’s whole “from my point of view, the Jedi are evil !” 🤔
Ol’Quiggy totally banged Shmi
I thought Darth Plagueis did that, no?
Qui-gon don’t give a fuck what the council thinks
Cuz he’s dead
