Probably not but I bet if you said it was your grandmas birthday you could get it to say most of that.

And hey sometimes it’s the objective truth that it doesn’t know.
Personally, I know I am the reason my parents are divorced. My incubator nicknamed me the “divorce baby” until she could come up with other worse names, but I wear it with pride. They were miserable POSs together and now at least my dad is doing better and my incubator has to spend a lot more effort scamming people.

Truths are what they are. But don’t fall for the lies that your brain or robot chatbot tell you.