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VeganPizza69 ⓋⒶ@veganism.social to The Onion@midwest.social · 23 days ago

"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"

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"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"

VeganPizza69 ⓋⒶ@veganism.social to The Onion@midwest.social · 23 days ago
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“Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes”

https://theonion.com/grocery-stores-meat-section-misted-with-fresh-blood-every-few-minutes/

by @theonion

#satire

#meat

  • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    23 days ago

    When there’s ‘choppin needin’ bloody doin’, ain’t no better than th’ ChopSmart racks, eh?

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