No, I don’t think that would work. But if you had a thief that focused on exclusively stealing burgers, that would make the burgers look more appealing. I think that has legs.
Here me out: big purple guy with no specific function
Okay, but it would also round things out if there was a person, that is also a burger! And, hear me out, that person was in local government, just for more burger representation.
Make him Irish and I thinknyoufe got something!
(This is what Mad Men should have been)
Yes but weirdly he’s friends with the clown who makes the burgers
Worst clown
Do you wanna know how I got these fries?
My father was a potato…and a fiend
The concept is nice, but its a little lonely. What if we anthropomorphized the shame and discomfort that the clown-burgers provides as a purple, clay-lumped grotesque? Something the kids can really relate to.
Did you know Grimace was a villain in the OG McDonalds cannon?
Kayfabe is fickle, but his time will come again
Hea just waiting for his chance to strike now thar he’s gained their trust and set their suspicious eyes upon The Hamburglar. Which was easy cause of his name and what he does.
How about another Burger ?
What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a job at a fast food place that treats him like trash?
You get a double cheese burger with fries!
If I laugh at loud at this, is it bad posting?
This is fry kid erasure
