Somebody make this

TehBamski@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

Somebody make this

Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 6 days ago

Then we just need heart hockey and we can summon captain hockey

tetris11@feddit.uk · edit-2 6 days ago

Isnt heart hockey that weird Aztec game that sacrificed the winners?

Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 6 days ago

I think they used heads for their game, I’m not sure what kind of captain you’d get if you tried to use head as the fifth element … they might be more fun though …

BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 6 days ago

“The heart of a sport is found in its fans.” - Somebody Probably

By your sticks combined, I am Captain Hockey!

Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 6 days ago

*proceeds to hit polluting scum in the face with a big stick*

snooggums@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

I thought love was the fifth element?

Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 6 days ago

That summons captain Dallas, he’s alright I guess

ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

That’s green! Super green!

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 6 days ago

Best I can do is tonsil hockey.

Bashnagdul@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

I feel old now