Up for sale is a flying carpet project. Currently doesn’t fly for me, but I feel that I just wasn’t believing enough in myself.

Original seller demonstrated the carpets impressive flying abilities, so I know it works. I may have eaten a few mushrooms prior to their demo, but they assured me it had nothing to do with it.

So far, the only thing it’s done for me is break a few bones (and my spirit). Up to new buyer to get it working again.

I lost the original instructions, sorry.

Price is $4,000

  • nailingjello@lemmy.zipOP
    3·
    5 months ago

    You drive a hard bargain. I’ll accept the offer if you also promise to never stop believing in yourself. Otherwise you end up selling broken flying carpets at blowout prices.

    • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
      2·
      5 months ago

      Also I just bought a rug earlier today for my wife’s birthday. It didn’t fly or anything, but I can swap the tags and she’ll think I’m awesome.

        • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
          2·
          5 months ago

          Oh definitely. She actually had ankle surgery today so she is so high she’ll never know anyhow. Plus she’s on here occasionally, and she knows as well as I do, no one can lie on the internet. I believe you’re a solid business person selling me a solid product. The Internet forbids otherwise.

          Nice doing business with you. I’ll buzz your house once I get this baby flying.

    • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
      2·
      5 months ago

      Is it cool if I already did but promise to start believing in myself again from now on?

      If I can get my wife to stick around for 17 years I bet I can get this to fly.

      Might take some shrooms but I’m willing to risk it…