Up for sale is a flying carpet project. Currently doesn’t fly for me, but I feel that I just wasn’t believing enough in myself.

Original seller demonstrated the carpets impressive flying abilities, so I know it works. I may have eaten a few mushrooms prior to their demo, but they assured me it had nothing to do with it.

So far, the only thing it’s done for me is break a few bones (and my spirit). Up to new buyer to get it working again.

I lost the original instructions, sorry.

Price is $4,000

  • qyron@sopuli.xyz
    3·
    1 year ago

    Have you considered the absence of such element may be linked to the malfunction of the item?

      • qyron@sopuli.xyz
        3·
        1 year ago

        I believe in you as well. I just lack confidence on the item at hand. I have a firm suspicion you were mislead.

        • nailingjello@lemmy.zipOP
          2·
          1 year ago

          Fair point, guess you can’t trust anyone these days. I’ll keep that in mind the next time someone tries to sell me something.

          On a side note, I’m off to go look at a talking fish that someone has for sale.