• 𝚝𝚛𝚔@aussie.zone
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    7 days ago

    I do so many inductions that I pretty much just skip to the end as fast as possible and do the “test”. Here’s my number one pro tip: The correct answer in any induction is always the longest one.

    Q. Bob is on fire. Do you:
    A1) Run away screaming,
    A2) Throw your bottle of water at Bob,
    A3) Complete a JSA, ATCW, SWMS and liaise with your site contact to ensure all relevant permits and procedures have been documented. Once approval has been given to complete the task, plan a safety briefing with Bob and discuss methods to mitigate risk. Complete your Take 5 and complete additional permits. Arrange for hot work permit (NOTE: hot work permits require a minimum of 48 hours and must be submitted prior to site attendance). Provide proof of competency to hold a fire extinguisher prior to sourcing fire extinguisher. Check expiry date of cylinder and check safety log to ensure fire extinguisher has been tested within testing period. Follow manufacturers instruction to point fire extinguisher at Bob and spray charred carcass. Sign off permits.
    A4) Go home early.

    • DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone
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      7 days ago

      Lol and oh fuck yes you have done many inductions obviously. Thanks for the laugh.

      I’ve done two million construction site inductions, but this big boys stuff is new to me. Bloody boring and tiring for sure. Here’s hoping I don’t have to squirt Bob anytime soon.