Many years ago I met a reputable audionaut that claimed to have the blueprints to a harmony vessel that was long considered forgotten. I paid him an unreasonable amount of credits to build me one to the spec of my choosing. I didn’t hear from him for almost 12 months, and I had nearly concluded that I had been fleeced. Then the device showed up at my doorstep. It was everything that was promised.

This is a true story.