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lelkins@lemmygrad.ml to badposting@hexbear.net · 16 天前

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lelkins@lemmygrad.ml to badposting@hexbear.net · 16 天前
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  • batsforpeace [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    16 天前

    aubrey-happy nice, lelkins is back

    • lelkins@lemmygrad.mlOP
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      do not get your hopes up aubrey, my life’s kinda in the dumps for now

      i made this quickie cause i felt like it, thank you for enjoying and thank you especially for actually going “holy shit the lel king is back”, that was a honest surprise

  • cerealkiller [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    16 天前

    piss.com

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      psa: do not enter it will redirect to pornos

      i did not mean to make joke be pornos, i thought it was joke about piss but somehow it turned into pornos i do not want this to happen, thank you

      do not enter, it redirect to pornos and it no good. ok? ok

      also i summon volcel police on attack position, kill bornos !!!

  • Guamer [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    16 天前

    what was the original? “the market” for the socket I’m guessing

    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      “Socialism” and “Economy”

      • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        me and the comrades putting a big socialism into the economy

        • lelkins@lemmygrad.mlOP
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          let’s do the fork in the garbage disposal!

          i have no proper joke my brain just went like “hey this is like that “let’s do the fork in the garbage disposal” thing, go project that” and here ya go

    • lelkins@lemmygrad.mlOP
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      yea lmfao

  • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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    16 天前

    aka american protest of the last 6 months.

  • SerLava [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    16 天前

    Q-tip

    The Ear Canal

  • Alisu [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    But nothing is going to happen with that. I don’t think that it’s even possible to fit a fork in a electric outlet in a way that makes contact with the live current

    • lelkins@lemmygrad.mlOP
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      the guy did say that everyone who tried to do it got hurt, so it IS possible in this universe where FORK is large and The Socket is also large

      • Alisu [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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        Okay, maybe in this universe it’s true

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