So, the gist is, I’ve only ever worn whichever-FruitOfTheLooms were cheapest at whatever Walmart or Target I happened to be at. There was that one time I was at a fetish shop and I bought fancy underwear (for like forty dollars…) but I’m hoping to find something somewhere in between.

What’s an underwear option that supports looking like they were bought, neither, by one’s mom 20 years ago nor by a 40 year old virgin at a sex shop?