Trump vibing out catastrophic trade policy the same way I stumble through a new recipe for a type of cuisine ive never eaten
and then he came for the treats and I didn’t speak out because I am not a treatbecause I am not a treat
don’t sell yourself short, dawg
I’M A TREAT
I’M A WEIRDO
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE
140% tarrifs! No, 240%! Ugh, fine 80%…
Actually maybe 175%, or 36%…FINAL OFFER -260%!!!
Art of the deal baby!
“245% or 80%… Either way… I’m really good at numbers. I have an uncle who was very good at numbers. Barron is good at computer…”
Unrelated, but I was amazed to learn that Trump used the pseudonym John Barron to call journalists and plant stories. Just an incredible mind to then use that name for his son.
the financial equivalent of wildly firing your rifle into the air
