The really fun part is that because we don’t have the actual “law enforcement” resources to do this we’re about 10 seconds from them calling up every single reactionary militia to put on masks and detain people at makeshift checkpoints in every county.
calling up every single reactionary militia to put on masks
I’m actually sort of surprised Trump didn’t already sign an executive order saying he has the power to “deputize” an unlimited number of militia members to stop “foreign enemies from infesting the United States of America”.
they are waiting for grok or whatever LLM they are using to finish running the entire U.S. population and cross reference with all the NSA datasets. get a list of loyalists and a kill list. then contact the loyalists to deputize as federal marshals and give them a download link for an app that gives directives.
like i wish this was BS (it kind of is) but it would vaguely follow the Yarvinist plan with a Trumpian flair so i wouldn’t be suprised if they rolled it out like this.
already doing it. Those masked ICE psychos that refuse to identify themselves? They’re not actual Law Enforcement, they were hired en masse to help ICE in the field. That’s why you see groups of like 5 randos showing up to harass immigrants in their homes and places of work and school, they don’t look like your typical thumb phenotypes. They are women, POC, skinny, long hair/beards, etc. Definitely out of place for ICE agents who are all carbon copy roided out thumbs
The really fun part is that because we don’t have the actual “law enforcement” resources to do this we’re about 10 seconds from them calling up every single reactionary militia to put on masks and detain people at makeshift checkpoints in every county.
I’m actually sort of surprised Trump didn’t already sign an executive order saying he has the power to “deputize” an unlimited number of militia members to stop “foreign enemies from infesting the United States of America”.
I mean he’s like 95% of the way there; he already did an order deputizing a bunch of law enforcement adjacent folks. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/01/23/trump-deputizes-federal-agents-arrest-immigrants/77914576007/
Step away from the lathe!
That was the martial law one he did on day one. That called for the assessment on Hitler’s bday. I’m not sure why he didn’t just do it.
Paramilitary freikorps when?
they are waiting for grok or whatever LLM they are using to finish running the entire U.S. population and cross reference with all the NSA datasets. get a list of loyalists and a kill list. then contact the loyalists to deputize as federal marshals and give them a download link for an app that gives directives.
like i wish this was BS (it kind of is) but it would vaguely follow the Yarvinist plan with a Trumpian flair so i wouldn’t be suprised if they rolled it out like this.
already doing it. Those masked ICE psychos that refuse to identify themselves? They’re not actual Law Enforcement, they were hired en masse to help ICE in the field. That’s why you see groups of like 5 randos showing up to harass immigrants in their homes and places of work and school, they don’t look like your typical thumb phenotypes. They are women, POC, skinny, long hair/beards, etc. Definitely out of place for ICE agents who are all carbon copy roided out thumbs