florida-cracker yamcha

    • Flemmy@lemm.ee
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      18 days ago

      Not to diss on my grandmother peace be upon her but she was the stereotypical white wine boomer matriarch. Unfortunately drinking wine on a daily basis since the 70’s has degrading effects on the brain. Loss of fine motor skills and repeating the same question each day.

    • Belly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      18 days ago

      What the fuck lmao you weren’t kidding. Did red deliberately swerve into yellow? Like if I didn’t want to crash into oncoming traffic, I would simply stay on the part of the road I’m supposed to be on.

      • Adkml [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        18 days ago

        Yea but that other guy just stayed on his part of the road instead of pulling over and telling you how cool and smart you are which is obviously a sign of disrespect which can’t be allowed to stand.

    • Adkml [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      18 days ago

      It’s hilarious, and a perfect example of how these kind of people will never be happy.

      You have a completely insular community with none of the unesireables around and you can drive your giant golf carts up and down the road with as many stupid fucking flags as you can muster blasting music from multiple loud speakers to make you feel like a big tough guy.

      And it’s still not enough, they’ve still gotta constantly get in pissing matches and playing chicken with each other to make sure everybody is respecting them sufficiently at all times.

      Literally being able to do whatever you want all the time isn’t good enough for them they also have to have somebody validating their ego at every possible second.

  • Enjoyer_of_Games [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    18 days ago

    I’m starting to come around to the anti-seat belt side and think instead that every car should just have a highly conspicuous 30cm spike coming out of the steering wheel aimed directly at the driver’s heart.

  • peeonyou [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    19 days ago

    that was goddamned hilarious… also the guy that caused the accident seemed more upset that they wouldn’t gtfo his golf cart so he could speed away than anything else

  • NuraShiny [any]@hexbear.net
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    18 days ago

    I thought a senior had teleported in when the crash happened at first, but then realized they were thrown out of one cart and into the windshield of the other.