Thanks go to FraudulentFruit1 for the pic - it’s perfection!

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    Her stupid girlhood crap and creating art not just an outfit pic is so stupid. Bird looks like every other blonde frozen faced blown up lips woman posed on a tropical beach this year. But it tracks - you take a photo, you’re an artist. You book yourself a photoshoot, you’re a model, you run around the block, you’re a runner. Hardwork, consistency and commitment of others is meaningless. Can influencers go away already?!

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    So glad she’s feeling ‘revived’ after her faux friends getaway! It’s such a relief! 😮‍💨

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        She had the birthday girls trip in January and now a girls trip in May so I guess she requires one every quarter. She really has such a hard life.

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          Right. Her saying I feel revived is a slap in the face. She does literally nothing and has all the support in the world raising her kids. She’s the biggest joke and I can’t wait to watch her go down!

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            I don’t know another 40-year-old with 4 kids who is mothered more than this one! I hope she recognizes HER mother this weekend and actually does something for her (I do suspect there is a control thing and martyr complex that goes on with Nana but you know what I mean!)

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              You know that won’t happen. There will be an expected staged spectacle just for HER, with a lot of word soup about being a “single mother” and pushing through, me me me me isms

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                And then she’ll recount the year she took her pregnancy test - on a whim - on Mother’s Day/B’s birthday and found out she was having a 🍋

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                And her mom, after watching L all week, will host a brunch or lunch doing alol the work and Sarah will bring a GF treat that was gifted to her.

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                  🌟 💫 These GF treats are the best, I have been eating them for years. So delicious, so thankful ✨

                  This was sent to me; gifted; link (affiliate); here’s my code for 10% off

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            Well now she’s going to need rest and time to recover from this trip so off to the cottage ✌️ word vomit to follow.

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      She is just sooooo deserving of this precious rest after spending 1:1 time with her daughter don’t you know 🙄

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    This morning’a little speech in bed about how much she loves women and how they all just ‘see’ one another makes me sick. It’s all about how they look and see the beauty in one another and it just makes her feel so good. This woman does, indeed, spend her entire life worried about the way she looks and she doesn’t like it. She tells you she does but she hates everything about herself.

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      This is bullshit and she knows it - a woman with any intellectual ability would be honest with themselves about this. But then…perhaps there are woman who think this small - that our spare time and spare funds are best spent on our appearance. I’m not saying it’s a vice to care for ourselves, to take pride in our appearance and find joy in new hair or cute outfits. But to make it what we are best known for or to be gazed upon by men or woman for what’s on the outside. How boring that our hearts and brains mean so little and how sad! I’m so worried for the next generation of woman.

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        With real woman like us…our daughters will be the strong, independent woman who don’t value their lives on another person’s view on them. She is a disgusting disgrace to all woman.

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        This is my biggest peeve with her. Perpetuating that she doesn’t know anything and always discovering “new things” that most parents should know. The helplessness of it all is ironic, being a former badass single mom and all. I LOATHE when women play dumb and helpless, in this case for a quick buck.

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      Omg. Stfu already Birdshit. Real girlhood friend groups don’t give a fuck about our bodies or looks. We just live in the moment and appreciate the day.

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      Regardless of what she thinks in her head, most women aren’t dressing or presenting themselves for either the male OR female gaze. Most women aren’t thinking about how they look to other people regardless of their sex. Only people like her who only care about their looks are thinking this way, she is SO shallow.

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    Some info based on the current 🐦 recent stats. (condensed the info so it’s not as long as a CVS receipt)

    Signs of Bought Followers & Why It Looks Suspicious:

    • Unnatural Follower Drops: 🐦 lost nearly 4,000 followers in one week, with daily losses over 1,200 at times (suggesting mass bot removal or fake accounts being purged)

    • Sudden Follower Spikes: Just days later, 🐦 account gained over 2,500 followers in two days without any visible viral post or campaign. These abrupt jumps often match the pattern of purchased follower boosts.

    • Low Engagement Rate (0.69%): Despite 2.5M followers, the account averages only 17K likes and 200 comments (way below what’s expected, which points to inactive or fake followers)

    • No Engagement Surge During Follower Growth: If the new followers were real, you’d expect a rise in likes, views, or comments, but engagement stayed flat.

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      Thanks for this! I was wondering if the steady decline was bots reaching the end of their contracts. It’s so odd that she just replenishes when it’s so obvious and, I would think, brands look at this kind of thing. Engagement should mean more to them than follower count.

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    This is so damn dumb. This is exactly what she is now - taking selfies in bathing suits, looking at herself in her phone, obsessed over her external appearance… how is this ANY different than now. She literally filters herself to be smaller than this now anyway. She is not well.

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    I’m always slightly amused when I see her pop up here. I enjoy knowing that whatever her weird shit is gives people a shared topic.

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    I wonder if Shame and Nana are going on and on about how happy they are to be spending 1:1 time with little 🍋? The poor child must wonder if she did something wrong since Mommy just went away again.

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      Those legs. I wish she could be arrested lol. The size of that thigh?? What is wrong with this woman? I really don’t think anyone truly cares about her if they don’t speak to her about this.

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    Is it even Mother’s Day if she doesn’t post pics of herself in her underwear?

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      Being a mother has everything to do with being an actual mom to their kid and NOT their body. Shut up already. Never once have I heard or even had a conversation with a parent about being a parent, parenting things, or our kids, and it involved talking about how our bodies looked and how it was relevant to being a good parent.

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      This lazy oaf can’t even bother to create new content half the time and when she does it’s super low effort. Is she so self-absorbed she never sees what other people are doing? There are so many creators who put a lot of effort into their content, make it fresh and interesting, care about video quality, and overall produce well-done content. The younger generation expect that. She’s boring, low quality, repetitive and inauthentic (she has to post old shit as she slowly gets too thin to grift with the weight and belly angle), and that’s a big part of her tanking numbers. 🤷‍♀️

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    She is always looking for ways to talk about her size - especially when she knows her body positive self can’t break character. She hates this world she created where you don’t comment on people’s bodies because she’s craving the compliments on her weight loss. The need to call out that she’s a size 10 - that does not add any value to her blabbing.

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        Yes you are so right! I guess she was always a perfect wife, mother, daughter, sister, friend - no need to talk about that kind of growth!! Interesting the more she’s loved herself the more she’s sucked at being a good person. Narcissist doesn’t even quite fit bird, a whole new diagnosis might need to be created.

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      I know she loves these pictures and no one can tell me differently. There is no other reason because she should know posting them is harmful as well as posting what she didn’t eat that day.

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        She loves them so much she even makes them thinner. From the Canadainfluencer sub on reddit (left is the actual cover, right is what she posted today).

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        She is 10000% posting them because she’s actively trying to get back to that size - no one can convince me otherwise. Shes obsessing over it!!!

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          And the before and after shots. She’s trying to catch an algorithm because her recent posts have gotten so little engagement. Sarah influences for paychecks. How any woman out there believes she’s anything else baffles and concerns me.

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            She is losing followers because people are sick and tired of this bullshit. She’s so dumb she can’t see that!

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              How can her Stan’s not see right through her?? All she fucking does is post herself all day every day. She’s literally the only person obsessed with her own body and it’s realllllllly showing these days. The nerve of her to post “disordered eating” disclaimers when some of us (me) are RECOVERED anorexics trying to NOT obsess over being skinny. I hate her

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        She is in Bahamas and this is her content!!! Ewwwwwwwww. I wish I wasn’t blocked. I’d comment and rip her a new one!

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          Seriously, imagine being on a dream vacation and posting this BS? She must be feeling bad about herself around these other women. If I was in the Bahamas I wouldn’t be looking for stuff like this to post, I’d be enjoying myself.

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          She must be feeling terribly insecure if she’s editing older photos like this! I wish the other women would call her out on her lies.

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              Hopefully. She must feel invincible, her ego soared even higher when her Reddit sub got shut down. Bird has no brain so her logic is if the sub got shut down it’s because everyone is wrong about how ugly her character is…right?!

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                Over 6000 members signed up for that sub, and tens of thousands visited. She’s not liked. She’s a liar and a fraud. The sub may be gone, but she knows the truth.

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        Yet she doesn’t address that she gaslit everybody with that too. Lied to everybody, including Heidi Powell, who also had an ED, just to get attention and fame. Even threw her own sister under the bus and told her ED story to the public, just so she could say “I couldn’t POSSIBLY have an ED because my sister did”. She’s a liar. Always has been and always will be.

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      I challenge her to step into the life of a mom who works a 9-5 outside the home! This woman spends the majority of her time resting while nestled under a blanket on the couch! She has piles of laundry because she didn’t do it as soon as she got home from Bahamas!

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      Sucks at resting, this woman is so full of shit. I didn’t realize that going on back to back vacations and being away from household responsibilities wasn’t resting.

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    Always hiding her chin or making a stupid face to hide her real face while everyone else is smiling

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      She’s like the kid no one really likes or can stand that the other kids were forced to include.

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      And why wear flowy dresses if your always holding them up to prove your thin underneath?! 😆 She’s such an idiot.

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        I don’t know if it’s the resting b!tch face or what but I love how the girl she’s beside in both of these pictures looks like she is actively trying to not associate/pose with Turdie in these lol

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    Imagine this being your biggest problem. No entertainment on the plane tomorrow. Get bent Bird 💩 maybe watch Twisters again.

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      Loved when she said she can’t read because she doesn’t want to feel left out! That’s a truth

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        Groups shots include bird but she is missing from any other fun in the moment photos. Her roomie is in some pics with bird but they are leaving the cottage together so that makes sense. No one could convince me these woman like Sarah. This get together is transactional.

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          I don’t think anyone really likes her because she isn’t a fully formed human being. I imagine her trying to insert herself into every conversation and has probably retold the story of her wonderful SI walk a few times but she’s there with a real, successful actor/model so her story is small. She’s laughing too loudly and the vocal fry is off the charts as she keeps telling them how much fun she’s having and how much she loves the connection they have together but the other women are hard eye-rolling her to each other.

          ETA - Back home she isn’t well-liked either. People may be initially fooled or take her on as a project but it’s too much. You can see NB and the artist seem to be getting a lot closer and RR and AJC really appear to have become friends

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        One of the other girls also made a post about not reading her book because of talking too much. They just post the same shit.

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      Ok but she was watching a movie on the way there? When has she ever mentioned her e-reader? I don’t follow or watch her crap stories but she barely if ever talks about reading/books. Anything and everything to get engagement