Romantic comedy where someone stays up all night prompting chatGPT only to throw it away at the last second to speak from the heart
Selling this prompt to the Hallmark Channel so they can feed it to a chat bot and spew out a script for their Holliday movie with a $2,000 budget
Anti-AI screenplay so good Chat GPT ______ itself after writing it.
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A number of my close friends have married and one of my old friends gives a speech at every one that’s just dialogue from a fromsoft game.
All of us laughing when people say “that was very poetic” to him after.
Literally so much better than asking the robot parrot
Every single toast i’ve witnessed and done has basically been short standup sets talking about embarassing and stupid shit that we’ve done in the past, ending in a congratulation to the married couple. Pretty simple, really.
Oh yeah, that’s the classic formula that needs no deviation
Luv 2 workshop my tight 5 at the wedding
“I hereby vow! You will rue this day! Behold, a true Drake Warrior! And I, Igon! Your fear made flesh! Solid of scale you might be, foul dragon … But I will riddle with holes your rotten hide! With a hail of harpoons! With every last drop of my being! …best wishes to the happy couple!”
Not that far off, honestly.
as a large language model, i care a lot about %married_couple%
Is this the new “Webster’s defines…” on a bad speech?
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ChatGPT told me that Webster’s defines. . .
I was having a long conversation the other night with a friend from far back in the day. a phone call that was supposed to be about me helping him get his basic household shit together/organized because I am good at that sort of thing. towards the end, he got very animated and borderline frantic about his band. as in, I couldn’t say anything for about 10 minutes of his exposition/monologue about how inspired he is by his own creativity lately, the tools he is using, and how he wants to collaborate with me.
I am mostly creative in the realm of food, visual design (digital and physical) and like some sculpture with just enough literary shit to be amusing. though he wouldn’t really know that, because I don’t just launch into my various tinkerings unless something specific or relevant is mentioned. he does know that I used to do a lot of work with digital design, so I believe that’s what he wanted to collaborate about.
but before I can even say “OK, sounds fun” he’s frantically telling me about how he has some subscription to AI tools and he’s been using them to make stills and generated music videos from prompts and how it’s absolutely incredible to generate these animations of subjects using styles and how well it goes with his music… and in my head I’m just like “it sounds like you have it all figured out and don’t actually need me for anything.”
I wanted to say I had made some cool visual stuff that I thought might be cool to have an audio component to match and that he just gave me the idea to use AI to generate some music based on prompts, but that seems kinda cruel and he probably wouldn’t even get the hint anyway.
so I just let him go on and on and gave a non committal response about doing shit together in the future, with absolute no desire to follow up.
all I ever think about anymore is how these generative tools are absolutely dulling any cultivation of talent. after a decade of working exclusively with digital, I wanted to start working with physical media. paint, canvas, ink, transfer, dyes/pigments, wood, inlays etc. things I can touch, hold, hang, give away, or place somewhere there isn’t a screen.
seeing someone go entirely in the other direction, not just digital, but like prompt oriented generative is like… sad. like nothing is being stimulated and opened, but rather it is being funneled into pre existing categories and boxes.
I left that conversation absolutely uninspired.
it’s like the cultural analogue of the fascist death drive
like nothing is being stimulated and opened, but rather it is being funneled into pre existing categories and boxes.
that’s all AI is capable of: regurgitating and remixing what already exists and was fed into its training data. modern “AI” will never be better than what you put into it, and is unlikely to even match what you feed it. it is the digital avatar of stagnation.
all I ever think about anymore is how these generative tools are absolutely dulling any cultivation of talent. after a decade of working exclusively with digital, I wanted to start working with physical media. paint, canvas, ink, transfer, dyes/pigments, wood, inlays etc. things I can touch, hold, hang, give away, or place somewhere there isn’t a screen.
This is something I’ve never been able to get across to the AI sycophants, they always insist AI is better because of “efficiency” of output, but art isn’t and can never really be about “efficiency,” it’s about humanity, expressing ourselves. And outsourcing our self-expression to a machine is so bleak I couldn’t even imagine it happening in the most dystopian of sci-fi novels.
this is the kind of thing I would stand up and make a scene over to verbally abuse this person
fuck this shit and fuck you and if I’m the villain here then fuck this wedding
I never underatood the strange pride of people who act smugly to anyone doing creative work while showing off AI slop they generated
It’s absolutely bizarre behavior. I can only imagine it’s because they view ai as some highly advanced, fancy tech and they’re bragging about being smart enough to figure out how to use it?
I think so plus a some of them have a tendency to assume people doing creative worked were naturally gifted and see AI as some sort of equalizer.
ceo pulled me and a colleague into his office to show us some completely awesome whizbang-a-majig he made with claude ai… the premise of the tool was already way over my head but he spent 20 minutes trying to show me it working one time, which it never did… the other guy bailed 5 minutes in saying he had a meeting to go to… i couldn’t find a good excuse
That is painful. I had somewhat of a similar experience with a VC fund techbro AI guy that would visit our startup, show ed me stuff and go on and on treating me like we were best buddies. He would act super friendly during all this and tell me about how he is going to betray the naive CEO and also casually added the part about how I better start looking for work within the next few months after the core bits are done because everyone will get fired and it will be just AI and two guys. I did lose the job btw.shit that sucks, sorry :(
this is why im anti wedding
The sad truth is that most people in this country see AI as something that can outperform them all the time, even in originality.
My local paper has an editorial columnist who’s a Sorkin-style shitlib, and since 2023 he has been introducing topics and saying “I asked my AI chatbot” (which he proceeds to name and gender like a human) and then copy and paste from the LLM response.
Google has to fucking force you to use AI and there’s some piggies that embrace the slop hook line and sinker.
For the record, other search engines exist that don’t force you to use it, and you should encourage people to use them (which was already a good idea due to AI-generated slop filling the top results)
Hi chat, I’m at my dads wedding and I’ve just been asked to give a speech, whats a good prompt to ask chat gpt?
jk, I’ll ask chat gpt to write a prompt for me
ChatGPT, can you make a prompt to write a prompt to …
Butlerian Jihad when?
To an extent I almost can’t blame him. I officiated my sister’s wedding and my dad still give me shit about how he didn’t like my speech.
you still don’t say it though
CIA couldn’t waterboard that out of me
at least she provided the disclaimer
