The results were called by ABC (Australian Beanis Corporation) pollster Antony Bean a few short hours after polls closed across the country. Opposition Leader Tater Dutton is also predicted to lose his seat
I’m a democratic beanilist. I believe that beanilism is the future, and we can get there through the democratic process! It’s happening!
Democratic beanilism is the left wing of fartism
These bean edits are getting scarier
They are a bit uncanny yeh…
We haven’t had a good Prime Beanister since Bean Hawke
Australia has never had a good prime beanister
John Beantin was…hmm, no… Gough whitbean wasn’t terrible though…uhh…Kevbean Rudd at least understood we should reach out to our neighbeans in the south beancific?
Gough was couped for wanting the yankees out of Bean Gap, so he’s a good bean in my books
we must not allow a bean gap!
An independent might take Bean off the liberals in the ACT.
beant me to it!
Indebeandents really are having a moment
You have a dang beanis running the cantree
Gotdang bean in the outhouse
There is a joke about how Albanese is a well-known American brand of gummi
bearsbeans but I haven’t cracked that bean yet.And we’re still waiting on the result for the most important electorate: https://www.abc.net.au/news/elections/federal/2025/guide/bean
