No, it’s just that the gateway has been naughty.

It just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time.

Hexbear runs on belief. You have to believe. Clap your hands if you believe!

I’ve been dead for years and hexbear is my seance, that is where the hex comes from

I didn’t even know it was sick

is hexbear frying?

She just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. She led an amazing life. What else can you say? she was an amazing bear, whether you agree or not. She was an amazing bear who led an amazing life.

Hexbear thrives as long as we believe in it.

legends never die. they just come very close to losing their domain name

I’ve been shooting a cartoon death laser at Hexbear for years to seemlingly no effect

please stop farting, we beg of you

Home was me chewing yimyum

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Hexbear is reclining

You’re laughing? Hexbear is going through its biblically prophecied death and rebirth and you’re laughing?