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THE PROPHECY!
I’m so tired of this ‘will-they won’t they’
I always thought “D.C.” meant “District of Columbia.” TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means “Dildo, Canada.”
Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.
I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.
The phallus iceberg always rises again it seems (accounting for shrinkage).
This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.
Thats it, you won the comments section.
Everything reminds me of him 😞
Fake news! The entire iceberg does not look like a dick.
It’s just the tip.
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Two balls! Wait… what’s that? Over there… It looks like a big…
Weiner’s and beans! Get yer Weiner’s and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a…
Wang! Pay attention!
Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant…
Cock your head! Do you see it?!
Oh yeah, it looks like a massive…
Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge…
Pecker, oh that’s not a woodpecker it looks like a huge …
Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship’s about to be plowed by that enormous-
“COCKLES!!! OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCK– say, am i the only one seeing this…”
Penistone is a small town in South Yorkshire, England.
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I thought my hand gesture was a chef’s kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you’re on about.
Wtf. This is hilarious. Why are men so insecure?
I’m not insecure! YOU’RE INSECURE!
that radical feminist groups have propagated these hidden messages to humiliate men with small penises
Why would radical feminists target men with small penises? They’re probably already naturally humiliated, right? It’s the big dick men who need to be taken down a notch.
Hah. Until your member gets pinched in the XL jock strap, or the dreaded dip, or the “nope, that’s too deep”.
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It is Italian, but doesn’t mean what you think it means. Wanted to look up a link for the emoji but my European search alternative only showed results for the gesture in general. So here a Wikipedia link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_vuoi%3F
Also, in related news, today I learned:
In Malawi, the gesture refers to human testicles (machende) in the Bantu language Chichewa.
Thanks for the info. Still the other response is quite confusing even with the conspiracy theory.
It’s a sideways chefs kiss. Also, something, something, penis size.
I could agree it is someone holding an invisible cigarette but I have not ever seen someone do a chefs kiss with the two fingers apart or sideways, let alone both.
Start of the motion. But I see where you’re coming from. This seems to be a matter of perception.
Ah, so you’re someone to ignore.
I mean, sure. You do you, friend.
I thought it was finger banging.
The Italian seal of approval
I don’t see any seals in the picture.
Here’s one!
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Some assholes love it when you speak Italian to them
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2023, but good find
My first thought was “… Again? They need some better contraceptives” but no, it’s the same one… A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.
The prophecy has been fulfilled
The end of days has come
Know we’re all fucked.
Didn’t need this to realise that but I’m glad it happened anyway.
Now THIS is what I want to see from this community
The universe heard that guy complaining yesterday and said “hold my beer”
Tbf this is an old article. But still funny.
Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said “Yeah…fuck it…let’s see how crazy shit can get.”
We’re gonna need a bigger M&M’s tube…
Finally an article that made me believe I was reading the onion
