I think my younger version of me would be so mad, he would invent time travel to come and kill me, if I didnt pick Kate Upton
And by picking Kate, I mean, I am getting 9 clones of her. Imagine diving into a bed filled with naked Kate Uptons every day.
I am only one man though, so I hope that some Kates are happy to please herself and each other during our orgies
I mean, clones fucking each other is basically masturbation. Now imagine having one Kate Upton riding you, one sitting on your face and the other right around you three, fingering each other
I quite liked the suggestion below of getting a pile of Kate Uptons, but variety’s the spice of life, so… I’ll definitely get *some *Kate Uptons, just not 9 of them. I’ve got a plan for any leftover money, so I’ll start with $3 clones. Let’s go with…
2x Jennifer Lawrence (6) 2x Krysten Ritter (6, 12 total) 2x Kate Upton (6, 18 total) 9x Karen Gillan (8, 26 total)
That way I can rotate pairs of JLAw, Krysten, and Kate *and *mix & match with them, but still have the option of throwing a few Amy Ponds in for a 4-way or going bonkers with A Pile Of Ponds. You know, just depending on the mood.
Maisie Williams 3 (3)
Maisie Williams 3 (6)
Maisie Williams 3 (9)
Maisie Williams 3 (12)
Karen Gillan 1 (13)
Karen Gillan 1 (14)
Maisie Peters 1 (15)
Maisie Peters 1 (16)
Lucy Hale 2 (18)
Lucy Hale 2 (20)
Liv Hewson 1 (21)
Liv Hewson 1 (22)
Léa Seydoux 1 (23)
Léa Seydoux 1 (24)
Léa Seydoux 1 (25)
Katy Stoll 1 (26)
Katy Stoll 1 (27)
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4x Maisie Williams ($12)
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3x Olivia Dunne ($21)
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6x Karen Gillan ($27)
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Budget: 27
- 2x Lili Reinhart (-6 = 21)
- 2x Jennifer Connelly (-4 = 17)
- 2x Krysten Ritter (-6 = 11)
- 2x Jessica Alba (-4 = 7)
- 2x Lily Collins (-4 = 3)
- 3x Léa Seydoux (-3 = 0)
Lea x2 2
Jennifer Connelly x2 4
Krysten Ritter x7 21
Now you’re building an army!
- 2x Jennifer Lawrence ($6 total spent)
- 2x Kate Upton ($12)
- 2x Lily James ($16)
- 2x Kristen Stewart ($20)
- 3x Lea Thompson ($23) <- to mother us all around
- 2x Kate Mara ($25)
- 2x Karen Gillian ($27)
Budget: 27
- Kate Upton x3 - 9 Remaining: 18
- Jennifer Lawrence x2 - 6 Remaining: 12
- Livvy Dunne x2 - 6 Remaining: 6
- Katy Perry x2 - 4 Remaining: 2
- Karen Gillan x2 - 2 Remaining: 0
- Madelaine Petsch x2 = $6
- Kate Mara x3 = $3
- Karen Fukuhara x2 = $6
- Lili Reinhart x2 = $6
- Jessica Alba x3 = $6
x3 Jennifer Lawrence (9)
x2 Krysten Ritter (6)
x2 Lily James (4)
x2 Kristen Stewart (4)
x4 Kate Mara (4)