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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

I've failed my family

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I've failed my family

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Opening the door before the timer hits 00:00 actually shortens the lifespan of your appliance. Watched a video on it by a repairman.

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      Because the device’s purpose is to hit 0, and every time you deprive it of that it slowly pushes it towards the edge where it eventually fries itself?

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        Wouldn’t you if you were being stopped right before the point of orgasm for years?

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      Letting it beep while Im staring at it shortens my lifespan

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      That’s why you hit cancel first.

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