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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money

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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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NEW YORK—Saying the choice was entirely in your hands, a report released Monday found that you could quit your job right now and just play PlayStation 5 until you run out of money. “At this very moment, you could walk out the front door of your office and go home to spend month after month playing God Of War: Ragnarok …
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    Don’t you fucking tempt me

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      To quote the article,

      just do it—do it right now.

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        Ok fine. Wait I don’t have a PS5 and now I don’t have a job. Dang it.

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          You can come use mine and I’ll use you as inspiration to quit.

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            You can come use mine and I’ll use you

            🤔

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              There are stranger way for two people to get together. And bump-intos with coffee cups and piles of paper are worn out.

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