My GF thinks this about horses. SHe has never bee around one in her life.
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I genuinely love all animals but horses seem like such a high risk low reward endeavour. Lots of expenses, time consuming, kinda shit as a genuine means of transportation compared to other options. All for the companionship of (other than being a mount) a somewhat lackluster animal. Like I could get along fine wich horses if I had to but why not get something with a bit more character instead?
He is a couch with a death wish
He is expensive
He is stubborn
He is happy because of the tranquilizers
He’s just like me fr
He is evil, and he is intimidating
And an emergency food reserve!
I call him the glue that keeps us together
Of course, of course.
He is a lover - Mr. Hands
… Tera???
nice try, Sergeant Peanutbutter !
