I’ll start…

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  • If you need help inserting your device, press 1
  • If you need help removing your device, press 2
  • If you cannot locate your device, please call 911
  • If you’re still on the line scammer, fuckoff.
  • Skyline969@lemmy.ca
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    2 days ago

    Learning swear words in Hindi and just letting them have it. Better than therapy. Call them untouchable, it’s scathing.

  • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    By answering then muting the mic.

    Costs them a couple cents in call costs and a little time as the wait for me to say anything. Eventually the calls stop because after enough invalid answers the number is marked as bad.