USA is sinking into hell
It is easier to imagine the end of the North American tectonic plate than the end of capitalism.
Folks, let me tell you, the North American continent - tremendous continent, by the way, maybe even the best - has got a problem. A big problem! Cratonic thinning. I just heard of it. Huge. The cratons, not quite like croutons but close enough, these big, beautiful, stable chunks of rock, the foundation of our great continental salad - they’re getting thin. Thin like the policies of the last administration, folks. Believe me. We’re talking about Diet Coke thin, okay? And nobody’s talking about it! But I’m talking about it. Because I know plates and I know stability. And we’re going to stabilize it like never before. The radical earth scientists say, “Oh, it’s natural, it’s slow. It will happen over millions of years.” Wrong! We can’t let Mother Nature push us around.2003 :: against me!'s hit single “sink, florida, sink”
2025 :: farallon plate subduction’s hit single “sink, america, sink”
Here’s hoping for the North American Inland sea to return.
Landback? Pretty cool, but I have a better idea
When you switch from Team Magma to Team Aqua.
is there anyway to accelerate this process?
I was hoping for the UK to sink into the ocean but this is also an acceptable outcome
OUR DAY IS COMING
Not fast enough
