There’s no law against Pokémon, Batman!
The leaks litteraly spell out that humans pokemon and rl animals all came from the same source, everythings a pokemon, even humans.
That’s not true. Pokemons come from space and are beings of energy. The have been alluding to this from the start. At least in the animation series. Mew told them too. That the planet used to be a barren wasteland and that mew and a few other legendary pokemon came from space.
Humans are animals. You cannot catch a human in a pokeball. Animals don’t exist in the pokemon world either for some reason. They probably all went extinct or something. Each game shows signs of ancient, technologically advanced civilizations. So maybe there was a time before even pokemon came to the barren planet.
That said, it’s not bestiality to fuck a lopunny.
At least from my daughter’s games, it’s now a Terminator situation: A Pokémon went back in time and created an egg that hatched the God Pokémon that created the rest of the Pokémon.
But they compare some Pokemon’s to Animals in size. How is this possible if Animal’s don’t exist?
So, white vaporeons are real
Extending this change to and working backwards from the story of thanksgiving, the natives and pilgrims having dinner together is just a euphemism for an orgy.
Helloooooo hisuian Lilligant!
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WTF. It’s not who is giving you false info?
I went looking for information on that, and now google thinks I want to bang a dog. Thanks, lemmy.
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