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Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days ago

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Juan 👍

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Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days ago
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  • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    And I rode to Mars on a horse with no name…

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      It felt good to be out of the oxygen

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        In Martian deserts, you can’t remember your name
        'Cause there ain’t no air to go to your brain.

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          After three days in the desert sun

          The planet began to turn red

          • Mrkawfee@lemmy.world
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            And then I was diddly dead

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    There is a Dutch talkshow host who takes on AI in some tasks every now and then and he matched up with ChatGPT to see who was a better lier. They tried to convince one half of a twin that the Eiffel Tower was made of a sort of Dutch spiced cake.

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      If the segment is not called “Would AI Lie To You?”, they’ve missed a golden opportunity.

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        It’s called AI vs Arjen but it’s not always about lying. The first one was taking a picture, the second one was lying and the third one was creating a recipe from ingredients in a fridge.

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          There’s a British comedy game show called Would I Lie to You? with panelists who are either trying to deceive each other or figure out whether what they’re being told is true or a lie. Sounded like some overlap in the ideas and I can’t resist the allure of a relevant one-character title change.

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        Sadly, not a well-known show in the Netherlands (apparently there was even a Dutch version that got cancelled after 12 episodes)

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    Ah so the new strategy is to crop off your search query so that everyone can see it’s not reproducible and likely either fake or a brief aberration. (And no I don’t defend AI I just hate lying for fake Internet points)

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      ‘First animal to land on mars’ gives ‘ai overview not available for this search’, so that would be my contender for the original query

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    The man in black fled across Mars, and the horse followed.

    • ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      the tailslinger galloped.

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    Classic Juan.

    Bro, you don’t have to be so Epic all the time. Give your bros a chance, mang!

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    I hear they also launched a beagle at Mars about a decadetwo decades oh good I feel old ago, but it died on impact.

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