Just like a guide dogs collection box

She will shit into your shoes.

For some reason, this reminded me of the time when my mum decided to try trimming our long-haired German Shepherd for the summer. She just wanted to snip a bit off, ended up having to give him a once-over with an electric trimmer because she did it hilariously uneven while freehanding the grooming scissors. It wasn’t a buzz cut, not that close, but… pretty damned close!

My guy was a happy camper after that, though! I think he enjoyed the newfound nudity!