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EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 21 days ago

DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE??? I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE! WHO WANTS COFFEE?

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DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE??? I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE! WHO WANTS COFFEE?

EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 21 days ago
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  • Xenomorph [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I’m drinking coffee rn maduro-coffee

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      HEY, DO YOU WANT SOME CAWFEE???

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    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE, WHO WANTS SOME?

  • MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al
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    Please put directly on my balls. Thanks!

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      DOES ANNYBODDY WANT CAWWFEEEE???

  • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Ohmygod me!

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE!

  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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    Coffee makes my heart pound but I’ll share my monster with ya

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Aren’t they both caffeine? How does your heart know the difference?

      • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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        I think the extra things in monster help make me less jittery. Not really sure, but its absolutely a thing i notice about myself

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?

      • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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        …no…not thank you kitty-birthday-sad

        • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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          I JUST MADE COFFEE, DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?

          • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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            Ok ok, just a little please!

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              WHO WANTS COFFEE? I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE!

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    What kinda beanis s?

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?

  • Midnight_Pearl [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    omg me

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      DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE? WHO WANTS- WHO WANTS COFFEE?

  • gramxi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    stimulants are for the weak. In fact, I take ambien in the morning to make my jog to work more challenging. When the revolution comes I will be ready.

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      WHO WANTS COF- DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEEE?

  • pr0kch0p [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh

    uhhhhhhhhhh

    Can I get – you know what nevermind

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      DO YOU WANT COFFEE? I JUST MADE COFFEE!

  • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I think about this way more often than I should.

    Also blew my mind when the guy who did it collaborated with Conner O’Malley

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      I JUST MADE A FRESH POTTOF COFFFFEEE!

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
  • TheSpectreOfGay [hy/hym, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    me please

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      DO YOU WANT COFFEE?

      • TheSpectreOfGay [hy/hym, she/her]@hexbear.net
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        yes please

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Anyone?

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      HEY DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
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    I’d like some coffee please

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      DO YOU WANT CAWFEE?

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        Yes, as I have previously indicated, I would like some coffee please.

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          HEY BUD, YOU WANT SOME COFFEE??

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    Me me me!

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      HEY, DO YOU WANT SOME CAWFEE?

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        YES

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    Me. I only got tea right now.

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      YOU WANT COFFEE?

      • SpiderFarmer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Yes, please.

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