I’ve been here years and I’m still getting new ones that make me laugh
“The only women here are women” is a wild take but ok
Oof yeah our haters are always the nicest people hmm? Actually I might put a transphobia warning on this post because yeah it’s oof.
Wamen, am I right?
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why are there so few cis women?
The explanation that used to go around was that it was because we started as a lifeboat from a subreddit. Reddit has disproportionately few cis women who are disproportionately likely to only post in female-majority subreddits.
However, it’s been way too long since we were a subreddit for that to still be the reason for the underrepresentation on Hexbear, especially considering that there have been multiple large user influxes since then.
I have some kinda complex thoughts on this, but I think it’s site culture related and there’s been a lot of user pushback to change in that regard.
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ngl I’m a little out of it and glossed over “but the users are so awful” the first time I read it and was just like “hell yeah”
That’s why it’s funny, they make us sound so much cooler than we actually are
I’ve literally seen this tagline before and up until just now I thought it was someone genuinely expounding about how rad Hexbear is lmao
“just ssh the root distro” - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
I do this too, here’s the most recent in my screenshots
Another particularly enjoyable one is the Hamas paraglider flying towards the Triforce or Angular Merkels
Never seen this lmao
Yeah, I saw that one recently, too and chuckled, because it has no context. It’s just Willem Dafoe shidding his pants over the moon face from Majora’s Mask.
Makes you wonder where it was originally posted, and why. The great Hexbear mysteries persist.
“the only women here are trans women” not true! some of us are trans men
disclaimer
this is a joke about my specific mystery gender, not anyone else’s. i am not implying that trans masc people in general are women, thats just me
I am a trans woman who lives as a man 🤷♀️
Mods??? MODS?! They’re making fun of me again for using my latin phrasebook in an argument :( you have to track them down and kill them!!!
i got this one some days ago for the first time, it was pretty funny
regimus
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I’ve hyperfocused and done a week of self lead Latin lessons 😅
I think my favorite ones are when I can’t tell if it’s some actual complaining about us or one of us mocking their complaints
People say shit like “just ssh the root config distro”
Yeah, it’s true. We say that shit so much, like any chance we get. All the time.
I always want to reply to the taglines
Forgetting the #1 rule of jokes
If you don’t understand it just laugh anyway
People just expect to walk into a community and instantly understand everything huh? I mean… they could just shut up and hang out for a while and I’m sure they’d pick up our dumb ass in jokes, but no it’s always “I’vE BeEn HeRe fIVe SeConDs wHy iS eVerYoNe SaYinG UsInG PiG EmOtEs?!”
the best jokes are funny even when you don’t understand the context
monkey sees joke-shaped communication -> neuron activation
remember we used to say “lurk more” and tie onions to our belts?
Realising ‘read theory’ has the same vibe as ‘lurk moar’ lol
Excited for “Thead reory” to catch on.
It was the style at the time
I will not stand for this slander of our community! Some of it is only half-true!
You laugh, but this hits very close to home when your crush starts a conversation about linux distros for programming her model trains and then you vent about it and your gal pal enters the chat to say that she plans installing a dual boot system and which distro she should use for that and then your ex tells you about that vintage French computer she bought that’s somehow linked to transfem culture deep lore. Like, i’m specifically dating the arts and humanities nerds to avoid this kind of stuff because i understand nothing about it and it still keeps happening.
"In response to the horse imagery, "
“- I cast Force of Will, exiling Storm Crow”
i felt the need to comment for no other reason than this gave me a chuckle.
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