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vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 1 month ago

Realising dead people may crap themselves adds a new level of horror to zombies. Now you fight hordes of crapped pants. The smell rotting corpses wasn't bad enough

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Realising dead people may crap themselves adds a new level of horror to zombies. Now you fight hordes of crapped pants. The smell rotting corpses wasn't bad enough

vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 1 month ago
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      Getting dog piled by diaper booty munchers is an L even a peaceful afterlife won’t fix

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        diaper booty munchers

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          Now that I think of it… When lions eat… They start at the ass. Maybe zombies too

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    A horde of naked, shit smeared, blood-caked, mange-haired running zombies, hits a little different than the often times quite fashionably dressed walkers who look like they still got product in their hair

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      Worse if they are runners. Running legs and stomach sadness-abysmal

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    broke: zombies

    woke: walkers

    bespoke: shitters

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    When there’s no more room in hell, the dead shall poop the earth

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    short term problem, in the long run shit and dead things make great compost and they’re just gonna smell like worms and dirt

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