I mean it’s not great taxidermy but I’m not sure it’s bad. It’s not even a case that I question who would want it. I know several people who would love to receive it as a gift.
Perhaps the only mistake is that the eyes don’t light up.
I have no issue with a lamp with a dress but a dress with a dead body made into a lamp?
I suppose if they killed it to make the lamp. If it was already done using the body though?
The eyes need to be the on/off switch
Are they detectives? Dead Victorian boys often are, apparently.
I’ll take it. I know how to deal with Victorian ghost boys.
Sacrifice a McDonalds Sprite, it’ll send them to the other side.
Alternatively, if you’re attracting mainly orphans, trap their souls as part of a machine that lets you experience your greatest dreams while within it.
