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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    Right? I mean there’s serious risk there, but there’s no pretending. Invest in a pirate, share the loot. Pretty clear and up front.

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      …share the loot.

      I’m no piratologist but I believe the term is “booty”.

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        Arrr.

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        No, it’s plunder.

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          The Phrase ‘Rape and Pillage’ | David Mitchell’s SoapBox

          made me think of this

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        🍑

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      I know we’re all joking here, but as an investment the risk isn’t the piracy going bad, the risk is that pirates are branching out into a new version of 419 scams (aka Nigerian Prince scam). The pretending could be that the premise is the scam.

      Why take the risk of going out in a boat and be shot at when you can get naive and greedy marks to simply sending you their money willingly?

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        The people who usually do that are basically slaves to someone or some org else.

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          Guys you already had my at pirates, you don’t have to convince me.

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