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borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml to Slop.@hexbear.net · 2 months ago

The cabal is hidding shitty unseasoned steak from us

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The cabal is hidding shitty unseasoned steak from us

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borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml to Slop.@hexbear.net · 2 months ago
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    they don’t tell you this but you can light a fire in your garden and cook over it

    yakubian chimp discovers fire, 2025 AD colorized

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      deleted by creator

  • edge [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    They don’t tell you this

    There’s literally a popular organization dedicated to teaching kids stuff like this.

  • KobaCumTribute [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    What the fuck, there’s not even a rudimentary firepit to control it and he didn’t even bother to clear flammable debris away from the pile of burning wood.

    • kleeon [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      literally dumber than a caveman

    • MarxusMaximus [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      I’m pretty sure fire safety is communism.

      • anarchoflandish@lemmygrad.ml
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        Am firefighter. Am commie. Can confirm.

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      Even beyond that, without a way to direct the heat of the coals upward, he’s at best getting that food in the danger zone with the height of that rack mixed with the miniscule coal pile

    • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      What do you think, Chief? Was the wildfire started intentionally?

      Absolutely, I’ve never seen such an extreme case of big-cool Arsin’

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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  • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    What he’s not understanding about argie asado is that you need friends to come over to actually enjoy the experience

    • TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      I immediately thought “What is RNAi going to think about this”. This looks like a very sad facsimile of asado.

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        My main concern is that the embers don’t seem to be correctly made, as you can see unburnt bits of wood

        Making embers first is important so whatever you put above them don’t soak all the weird fumes and you don’t get a headache eating your choripán.

        Alternatively you can do use raw wood to flame happily below the food, but make sure the food is at least a meter higher than the tip of the flame. Not many people use this method tho.

        In any case, grilling taste aside, barbecueing is a social event whoch allows you to put many different thing on the grill and everyones tastes a bit of everything.

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          That also looks suspiciously like a slab of pallet wood or other commercial-use wood on the side which is famously soaked in tons of hideous pesticides and other fungicides, etc.

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            Lmao engineered wood perhaps?

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    BBQ? What a wild rebel

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    (((They))) don’t tell you about this thing that people across the world have been doing since the dawn of time and until today.

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    Big Woke is suppressing knowledge of s’mores from the masses.

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    NOBODY IS HIDING GRILLING FROM YOU IT’S A TOTALLY NORMAL THING THAT TENS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DO EVERY DAY

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    RAW EGG NATIONALIST

    normal guy

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      Dude wrote a book about theh raw egg diet.

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    Ewww…

    Not raw enough.

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    The jews hid fire from the white man.

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    by they, they are refering to Kai, has Kai ever told you about garden BBQ?

    Get your shit together Kai

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    Whats up yall tonight im burning dookie and corpse over industrial wood scraps

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    Some prefer smoking over cherry in a Big Green Egg, I prefer smoking over truck stop pallet shards in an overturned shopping cart by a drainage ditch.

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