Don’t fuck with a girl’s brunch

The ibis liberation forces are too uncoordinated. Sure, they target bougie cafes with $18 toast, but they also hit the proletarian lunch locations like the public barbecues in parks!

On the other hand, one once tried to eat my brother’s head and I enjoyed that immensely.

I’m pretty mixed on the smelly birds

They clearly didn’t evolve to live in the environment they do now, but they do seem to be getting along okay using that beak to pick whatever they want out of rubbish bins.

Mighty Toth can take far more than just your breakfast

Fuck, I’ve just realised years of Brown Cardigan anti-ibis posts were just propaganda