This is the name of the channel in the trans girl discord where you post gay porn
This ain’t no limp-wristed woke-fest
Expect riveting speeches that’ll wake the dead
Hmmmmm will there be woke or?
Rock-Solid supporters standing tall
https://vimeo.com/1076714765/daa7740d3d
This is the ad. Some boomer bar owner yapping. He says that it’s June and he wanted to celebrate his daughter’s birthday but he can’t because he’s afraid to go downtown because of Pride events. He then asks the question “What if we celebrated god’s design for sexuality?” on my daughter’s birthday.
Then he starts yapping about selling promotional alcohol at his bar. He says “Mondays are Beers for Breeders, males who are breeders” “Thursdays are Happy Hour for Hers” and “Wednesdays are for couples, 15% of bills of couples”.
This is like a Tim & Eric skit.
He says “Mondays are Beers for Breeders, males who are breeders”
What if you’re infertile or had a vasectomy or whatever? Are you supposed to crank out a sample to prove you’re a “male breeder”?
There’s a clip in the video where he speaks into a microphone at the bar “Alright. Welcome Everybody to Heterosexual Male Monday! Are there any heterosexuals here tonight?” The patrons cheer. There’s a gadsen flag on the wall. It’s unclear whether he collected sperm samples from the patrons.
just a bunch of straight guys collecting each other’s cum in their hands and hair to prove they’re all fertile breeders
it hurts that I will never in my entire life come up with something as funny as “Mondays are Beers for Breeders”
Mondays are Beers for Breeders, males who are breeders
Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely even touched your beer for breeders.
Like fucking clockwork, it’s always the hetero men that have all the masculine energy of a cockapoo puppy that scream the loudest about having “guts” and not being “limp-wristed” and forming “Battle Lines” (who knows why he decided to capitalize that part).
Battle Lines ==> B L ==> Boy’s Love ==> Yaoi
Wants to think of his daughter but all he can think of is sex.
The bar has a podcast. Some titles…
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“The Nefarious Vaccine Agenda” - With Dr. Penick
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NASA Lies With Austin Whitsitt
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Flat Earth 101 With Austin Whitsitt
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Inevitability of Christian Nationalism With Gabriel Ranch
Inevitability of Christian Nationalism
…aaaaaaaand there it is. Just nazis doing nazi shit.
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We need to focus on creampie/breeding fetishes, just like God intended.
I mean, god did kill a guy for pulling out so I guess it tracks
What a fucking baby.
Muricans’ gonna murican.
GOT A BEER IN MY BEER AND A CHEVY IN MY TRUCK
GOT A DOG AT THE WHEEL, CUT-OFF JEANS, TRUCK
AMAN HAWSS IM CRANKIN MUH HAWG
HAWG: CRANKED.
LIBUHRALS: OWNED
TELL. DEBORAH AND THE KiDS . .THAT I SAY HI
you should write some pop country albums
To be clear, I’m quoting this There I Ruined It bit
i promise you didn’t ruin anything by linking this to me. thank you. edit: oh thats the channel’s name. whatever im leaving it.
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But no dirt roads tho cause that’s gay, and we’re straight (normal (not gay (abnormal (hell))))
The most profoundly miserable kids in the world are gonna get dragged here by their parents just so they don’t have to pay for a babysitter, poor little Kayden’s gonna be waiting past 9 PM for his dad to drunk-drive the family back home in a custom lifted cybertruck
This will have gone from a shitty theme month at some bar to a political rally with a petting zoo in front of the Idaho state capitol in less than a year with no publicly available information about sponsors or donation numbers. A letter from the IRS confirming their status as a 501C3 public charity is dated to January of this year. Now I’m not exactly sure how that all works but 5ish months to get major donors on board seems like a tall order. Their special guests appear to be reactionary twitter guys.
Not exactly confidence inspiring.
My bet is this is going to be DashCon for queerphobes and a total sausagefest.
I dislike learning about local news through this website, it’s never anything good.
good luck in your journey out of idahellhole
If anyplace needed the
One thing though, we aren’t mad. Please do not let the papers say that we are mad.
is throwing down to honor god’s design and obliterate the anti-family noise
In case you weren’t sure if this was bigoted or not, this is the relevant sentence
Straight people are fucking goofy lmao
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What up! We’re some awesome guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party state! Nothing Sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, but if you’re fat, we expect you to find humour in the little things. Nothing Sexual
I am anti-family noise and I will obliterate heterosexuality.
I’m gonna show up and whip my dick out
to celebrate heterosexuality, I will fuck all the wives in attendance
AI-generated ass blurb
hey, a red-blooded cishet american would definitely say “bringing the heat with … bold wines”
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![[cw homophobia] Hetero Awesome Fest, heterosexual parade in Boise Idaho on June 20](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/af2813eb-cd51-406d-8af5-d26f3d6cd6cd.png){kind=link}