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azha@lemm.ee to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

Calm down Windows

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Calm down Windows

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azha@lemm.ee to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago
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    Windows: “There is something wrong with that weird drive I’ve just found. Do you want me format it to ‘fix’ it?”

    Me: “Alright Windows, your permission to exist on my computer has been revoked.”

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        Windows: “OK, I’ll keep asking every day just in case you change your mind. Then one day I’ll just do it without asking”

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          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9cWRSr4VRg

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        Windows11: want to try our new AI-… Me: NOOOO! not now!

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