• RedWeasel@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    No, that wouldn’t be how it would happen, he’d be hit by Israel’s as he’d want to visit home first.

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    False. He isn’t coming back. Certainly most have heard the reason:

    Aliens visit Earth, meet with various leaders of the world. They meet with the Pope, who of course tries to tell them of Christianity.

    Pope: “You know of Jesus already?” Alien: “Of course we do. He visits regularly.”

    Pope: “He’s only been here once. We are still awaiting His Second Coming!”

    Alien: “Wow! When He came to us, we had a big party and gave Him our chocolate to try. He loved it and keeps coming back. What did you lot do to Him?”

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    Is anyone thinking of the markets. If the rapture is here I don’t what my 401k messed up again this week.