Source: https://existentialcomics.com/comic/598

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“I was with Einstein last night, and let’s just say he understood a thing or two about how long it takes for two separate bodies interact in space and time.”

  • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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    5 days ago

    that’s the beauty of experiences; you can go again as many times as you like and each one can be better than the last. lol

  • jordanlund@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    I mean, he’s not wrong.

    Everyone has had the experience of snoozing an alarm. You go back to sleep and the alarm goes off, feels like in no time at all.

    Now here’s the trick… Snooze your alarm and stay awake. Focus on your breathing, your heart beat. Look at the clock when you think the snooze should have expired.

    You can make a standard 10 minute snooze “feel” like 30 minutes. Just don’t go back to sleep.

    “the good times go by fast,
    all the bad ones seems to last
    so much longer than i’d ever want them to”

    - Chris Smither “Call Yourself”

    https://youtu.be/SRE55HfqLzY