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it is insane to me that anyone over 12 has an opinion about the latest adaptation of Snow White.
I saw it as a kid and aside I’m the dwarves, I can’t really keep it straight from Sleeping Beauty.
like unless it’s showing full penetration despite being aimed at little kids, wtf is with all the grown ups with grievances?
It’s much worse than full penetration. Apparently asking the magic mirror who is the fairest of them all will answer not with whose the most attractive, but who is more fair to those around them. They’re teaching the children compassion.
That’s actually not a bad twist for a modern remake. I could give less than any amount of shits about this movie because I am 33 and don’t have kids, but not only is that a good message, it adds some plot to one that is razor thin otherwise. Makes the queen going evil hag witch mode more logical as well, cause in the OG it’s like…why did you intentionally become less hot in order to knock out the competition? If that’s off the table and the queen is pissed off cause of the twist and taking a drastic measure cause she’s mad her plan sucked and feels slighted, there’s something to fill 2 hours with there. Otherwise there ain’t much. The original movie was 83 minutes
The witch goes hag mode (this is not a sexist comment because hag mode is something we should all aspire towards) as a disguise to get Snow White to eat the apple. The dramatic irony part is when she turns herself into a terrifying fire breathing monster at the end.
Damn, sounds like she just needed to meet a scalie to feel better about herself.
That’s sleeping beauty
Fuck!
That’s the porn parody
She should’ve just married a hagmaxxing zoomer.
cause in the OG it’s like…why did you intentionally become less hot in order to knock out the competition?
Not sure about the Disney movie, but in the original fairy tale the queen is her mother (or step-mother in later version) so she has to disguise herself in order to not be recognised.
Bonus cruelty, the story ends with the queen being made to dance at the wedding in glowing hot shoes of iron until she dies.
THATS COMMUNISM!
wtf is with all the grown ups with grievances?
Shit where do you even begin when it comes to large adult male chuds and hating on Disney?
I hate on Disney but for the right reasons.
Homer Simpson: “And that’s when the chuds came at me.”
it is insane to me that anyone over 12 has an opinion about the latest adaptation of Snow White.
I don’t get it, either. Like I’m a grown-ass man with no kids. My time isn’t important, but I’m sure as shit not going to waste it seething over movies for little girls◆. These chumps are always making a series of multiple five-hour-long videos ranting about this shit, which chuds gobble up. I suppose it’s similar to leftists when we make videos about problematic media, so it’s not like we’re completely immune to bait. But JFC do reactionaries expend so much energy on something that doesn’t matter.
◆ It’s perfectly normal for boys and non-binary kids to watch and enjoy Disney princess movies. They’re just not the main demographic Disney is going for. I just think its silly all these manly men rage over kid shows.
It’s all by design. Keep the rubes at each other’s throats for any lame controversy they can invent, and they won’t notice that they’ve lost their rights, reduced their incomes, been convinced to spend every penny on cheap trendy consumer goods so they have no retirement savings, and their Democracy has morphed into a literal clone of Nazi Germany.
I do have opinions, I just don’t act like a12 year old if asked about them
A chud I know IRL was seething about the movie and had this to say.
Right after he said, “My annual divendend check went from $.03 to $.02.”
“Go woke go broke!”
movie proceeds to make 2,957,494,819⁹⁹⁹^⁸⁷⁴ billion dollars opening weekend
Bully Wall Street bet dorks.
ngl it’s pretty hilarious how their brains exploded because the actress was checks notes 75% white instead of 100% (whatever the fuck that means)
they’re literally at the stage where they start hating brown haired europeans
they’re literally at the stage where they start hating brown haired europeans
To these people, even hungarians or romanians would look too “ethnic” for them. They have to be whiter than a sheet of paper for them to consider them pure
Love those terrifying AI Simpsons characters
It’s wild that China has been using AI to cure cancer meanwhile in the west the fascists use it to make reaction images of the people they hate.
Even using AI images for the thumbnail lmao
Culture war brainwormed chuds (which is all of them) are so pathetic.
Why is every right-winger obsessed with children’s movies? Normal people don’t give a shit one way or another about disney’s latest CGI trainwreck
Ever since gamergate, the right has learned they can politically activate 20-something white men by convincing them that the reason youth media isn’t interesting to them anymore isn’t because they’re getting older and their tastes have changed, it’s that blue-haired lesbians ruined youth media with woke.
Obsession with the plot that THE JEWS who run Hollywood or whatever are corrupting the youth by [checks notes] having a latine woman and teaching kids to love one another???
It’s just racism. They need minorities down to background roles at an around 0-3% of screen time or they feel threatened.
I think people are really enjoying torturing her because of her very loud bad takes and self-aggrandization prior to the movie being released. It seems to have added an extra layer of schadenfreude especially for the gooner bois.
I just can’t wrap my head around being a grown ass man that drinks whiskey and reviews movies for a living obsessing over a movie for babies because the actress had the nerve to be two shades darker than white.
Cause they can’t handle movies made for adults. They want Saturday morning cartoons with swearing and more graphic violence. They’re literally the same people as Disney adults but they didn’t get what they wanted.
The same people that got jealous of 13 something justin bieber because he was „more popular“ than them with „the ladies“
I hated Bieber because his music was shit and his entire career was manufactured by abusive capitalist pigs.
And also because he just seems like a typical rich white boy prick
yeah for sure… we live in the weirdest timeline imaginable
That guy should make a movie himself to show Hollywoke how it’s done. You can do a lot with Kickstarter nowadays
/S
That’s not a white person?
She’s half Colombian but grew up in New Jersey and her parents named her after Rachel from Friends.
She’s half Colombian
ok
grew up in New Jersey
feel sorry for her
named her after Rachel from Friends
the parentsSo she’s mostly white and looks white, the chuds are bringing calipers next
All nostalgia is fascist.
bawling, numb, coming to the realization that all my favorite stuff is fascist
Mockery: I too am highly upset about all my favorite stuff being fascist. Thank goodness my favorite website hexbear dot net isn’t fascist!
Dude born in the USSR being nostalgic for those days in modern russia- FASCIST
so fascist to wistfully remember a time when I had housing security and I could go outside without getting migraines from certain angles of sunlight.
Chuds are actually supporting modern Simpsons? This is a new low, even for them
Did the simpsons actually rip on the movie or is this more shit the chuds made up?
All of the pictures in the thumbnail are AI-generated, so I bet you can guess.
If modern simpsons went full AI written and animated, would anyone even care?
Would anyone notice?
There’d be a bunch of articles about it, because it would be a desperate attempt to make the show relevant again. Every episode would just be Steamed Hams but without any of the funny.
They did a Snow White parody episode back about… 15 seasons ago now I think
Now that Disney owns them, they haven’t done anything like that
at least fox let them rip on fox constantly
I don’t see how they could get a Simpsons episode avout it out when it takes like 1+ years for an episode to be made.
They’re probably lying and it’s made up AI slop I’d imagine.
i think you could reasonably assume in advance that one of these live-action disney cash grabs would simply not be very good like all of the other ones have been not very good and have an episode making fun of obvious low-hanging fruit about the story ready to go.
i also think that’s way too clever of a thing to do for “zombie simpsons” to do
Who? And why tf should I care?
