Now they spend all day laying around until it’s time for their human to bring them food or belly rubs. Has there ever been a greater evolutionary win?
Exhibit A: My dog.
Exhibit B: My dog.
I think we’re going to need a few more examples to really make sure.
Exhibit C. My dog’s teefies.
If you ignore the abominations we also created like the pug and the french bulldog. We are the mad scientists.
Ten Thousand Years of Evolution (cinematic tf2 animation)
A mutualist relationship with the most terrifyingly powerful and ubiquitous creature in all of existence is a net positive. Mitochondria likely doesn’t mind, for similar reasons.
Wolf from thousands of years ago seeing a Shiba Inu in 2025 dressed like a cat getting likes on TikTok
“Show me no more, spirit.”
Dogs alone are enough of a reason to fix our shit.
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