This reads like something you would put on a condescending brithday card.
You Will Hot!
This is the last time though!
Oof so close, I even read it the grammatically correct way a couple times lol.
My brain totally just ignored that it was in the wrong order.
So is this that famous uglificator?
Believe me, I’m incredibly anxiously aware I’m starting twink death
What came in this box?
Cold.
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It’s a portable air conditioner I believe.
CONGRATULATIONS
THIS IS
THE LAST TIME
YOU WILL
HOT
EVER BE
AGAIN
I’m reading the HOT as in parentheses.
YOU WILL (HOT) EVER BE AGAIN
I think they’re saying you’re gonna die and go to hell.
An ugly stick.
Obviously a bomb. “You will never not be again”
My god it’s so awkward I keep fixing it automatically. Not ever be again.
Yes I know it’s hot
This is definitely a dark pattern to make you double take. They could have easily switched sides on the BOTTOM TEXT but chose otherwise
I might have figured it out faster without “YOU WILL HOT” being bolded, which makes it look like those three were a phrase with emphasis.
What terrible design. It leads me to assume the product is poorly put together when they can’t even make a coherent sentence on the packaging.
hotever dood
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