I’m going to be up all night any ways so AMA. Fire away.
2 hour update: it’s quite a dull pain. Feels like I was kicked in the dick a good 10-20 times. No chance I’m sleeping tonight. There’s part of me that can’t believe I did this voluntarily.
Keep the questions coming. That’s the only thing coming for some time. Bazinga!
3 hour update: the local anesthesia has definitely worn off. Pretty sure the nurse nicked my balls during the shave down or it might be my skin is sore from when they yanked my sack up to my gut and taped the ol’ turkey neck down for easier incision. Anyhow, this shit sucks. Thanks for keeping me entertained. You are all some good pals and good sports.
I have banging insurance (and I know I’m the most fortunate motherfucker because of my situation). I paid $35. No painkillers but I’m self medicated like Anna Nicole Smith at a Bah Mitzvah.
Bloody baby goo is really fucking with my head. Won’t lie.
It’s gross and I hated it and I was real afraid of cumming at first