Micro mechs[1] started out as medical tools, but their tiny size quickly proved useful in espionage, as they allowed spies to be literal flies on the wall. From there they found their way into the criminal underworld as a favorite tool of pickpockets. Pilots could hop into a victim’s wallet[2] and copy ID or bank card numbers, then slip out undetected, possibly with a valuable trinket or two in paw.

Counter intelligence and law enforcement agencies had to develop strategies to detect, chase, and catch these lilliputian saboteurs. These hunting methods soon grew popular as sports, to the point that most micro mechs manufactured at the time of First Contact are built for recreational use rather than as medical tools. Pickpockets now favor sport mechs rather than those built for use by healers because the sport models are both far less expensive and are designed for speed and maneuverability rather than for safe operation in the delicate environment of a patient’s body.

Sport micro mechs are built cheaply as they are designed to be disposable. Each manufacturer has their own proprietary control system–paw gauntlets and tail sheath for input, and a HUD visor for output, and each make and model has its ardent defenders and bitter detractors.

The most popular micro mech sport at the time of First Contact is a hunting game where one or more mechs compete to touch the nose of a participant on foot, who in tern is trying to chase down and smash the mechs. From an external perspective it looks like someone trying to chase down and squash a troublesome insect, so most people watch vid feeds from the mechs. From their perspective it’s a Dark Souls style giant boss battle. Since the mechs are piloted remotely the only risk is to the “boss”, who has to do a lot of leaping and brachiating. Humans refer to the sport as EXTREME snoot booping (caps and bold text mandatory).

Conventional mechs that are piloted internally are also used in fighting competitions similar to the arena from Armored Core.


  1. Commonthroat distinguishes between mechs piloted remotely and those piloted internally. The former are rLMg /chuff, long low strengthening grunt, short low weak growl/ literally mimic, shadow, or avatar and the latter are rGHg /chuff, long low strengthening growl, short low weak growl/ meaning heavy armor. Their pilots are in tern referred to as rLMqg /chuff, long low strengthening grunt, huff, short low weak growl/ and rGHqg /chuff, long low strengthening growl, huff, short low weak growl/. ↩︎

  2. A pocketed band worn around the right foreleg. ↩︎

  • IndigoGollum@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    I have Norgle, a ball sport based on a dream i had.

    2-8 players (usually 6) split into two even teams. A referee is also present for formal games. Every player has the same equipment: A scoop, a thing like a giant ladle with a stick perpendicular to the handle about 1/4 of the handle’s length away from the cup; and a flat, round or oblong shield made of thick wires like the base of a disc golf basket.

    The game is played in an oblong court, with a wall about 10 inches (25 cm) high along the short diameter to separate the teams. At the far ends of the court are the goals (rings about the size of a basketball hoop, elevated on poles to 8 or 9 feet (2.5 m) high), always one more on each side than each team’s number of players. So, 4 goals on each side in a standard 6 player game.

    Players use the scoop like a tennis ball thrower or an atlatl to throw a ball through the goals, as well as to catch the ball. You can defend your goal by holding or throwing your shield in front of it, which has no effect on the score, or by catching the ball with your scoop, which grants you points. Using your shield like a racket to hit the ball is unconventional but legal.

    Catching a ball in front of a goal is worth 2.5 points, and getting the ball though the other team’s goal is worth 10 points. Hitting a player with the ball costs you 2 points, unless that player was trying to block the ball with their body (instead of with their shield). A team wins by getting 30 points, and games are usually played as the best of 3 matches.

    I haven’t played this in real life, mostly because i don’t have the equipment for it, so i’m sure it’s not very balanced yet.

      • IndigoGollum@lemmy.world
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        13 days ago

        Neither am i, which is probably why my sport has some unconventional rules. It shouldn’t come up often, since hitting someone’s shield is totally legal.

  • Omega@discuss.online
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    13 days ago

    Chariot racing in modern times, but this was closer to a competition to breed best horses in the medieval ages, sponsored by the khanates due to the inherent benefit from great horses for raiding missions