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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Complimentary mini muffins

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Complimentary mini muffins

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de
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    A second mini muffin has hit my stomach.

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      It’s an inside scone!

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        Body heat can’t melt chocolate chip!!!

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          Sounds like we need to launch Operation Dessert Storm

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            And get Saddam in custardy.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      My cholesterol level is under attack

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    God I just noticed the logo looks like two towers falling as well. *chefs kiss

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      That’s the first thing I noticed! What else is there to notice?

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    Imagine the patisserie chef at this hotel.

    getting up at 4:15am

    Wife: “Babe why so early?”

    PC: “Its 9/11, I have to make the memorial muffins.”

    Later

    Hotel manager: Chef, wheres my 9/11 muffins? Its almost 8:45 we have to hit this 30 minute window, and there’s a line of hungry patriots waiting already!

    Chef is crying in kitchen. The heat of the oven was too much. Chocolate chips are falling off the edges of the muffins and splattering on the baking tray.

    • saltesc@lemmy.world
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      What are you doing chef?! You’ve ruined it! God, this is the worst 9/11.

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        “This is the 9/11 of 9/11s.”

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      Its enough suffering that hes almost tempted to crash an airplane into a building.

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      “Oven fuel doesn’t melt the muffin tray!”

    • Malta Soron@sopuli.xyz
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      Oven heat cán melt chocolate chips!

  • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    It’s what they would have wanted.

    • ColorcodedResistor@lemm.ee
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      deleted by creator

      • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        well it wasn’t the holocaust or anything

  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I feel like the cutoff should be 4 minutes earlier than it is.

    • bilboswaggings@sopuli.xyz
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      Much like the ripple effect of 9/11 it should start at 9:11 and then go on forever for some bizarre reason

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    insane if true

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      Pixels, etc. It’s obviously not real.

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        deleted by creator

        • Veedem@lemmy.world
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          Lmfao I can’t believe anyone thought that was a good idea.

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            Never underestimate human stupidity

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          Holy shit.

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    These muffins taste like asbestos.

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      I’m making muffins asbestos I can!

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      Seems like the kind of shit a manager pulls and ends up getting reamed by corporate over later

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        deleted by creator

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      deleted by creator

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      I don’t understand

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        • secret301@sh.itjust.works
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          Oh okay ye

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    I don’t get it

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      • idiomaddict@feddit.de
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        Speaking of 9/11 and tone deafness, you know what surprisingly didn’t fly over peoples heads?

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    Mini muffins are like mini cupcakes which are already a smaller version of a cake. How cheap can they be

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      A lot less than 911

    • RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Slow down Kevin

  • TheJims@lemmy.world
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    Never Forget?

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    Did they at least make small towers of the mini muffins? Knock them over and finalize a pretty shitty tribute?

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    Hey, I had some of Marriot’s Kristallnacht Bagel Bonanza, and the schmear was to die for.

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    This image is still funny

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    Please tell me the tine range is based on the plane hits

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      The time range is based on the plane hits.

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