Have you filed the appropriate paperwork to receive said cuddles? If not, please come back in five workdays after youve submitted the red form. Only the red form, the blue form is for handholding
I submitted a purple one sort of hoping that the handholding would happen at the same time
Now that I think of it cuddling is so overpowered. Basically every single menial argument could be solved instantly with a good cuddle
I may be a 
but when I comrade needs a hug I’m therecuddles
cuddles
Me too, friend, me too. I’ve had no cuddles in weeks and there’s none on the horizon. It’s sad.
I wish you luck in receiving cuddles!
wake up, liberal. I said wake up, sleepyhead. I made you breakfast. I love you.
Sorry, but your insurance policy doesn’t cover cuddles. Please subscribe to a premium+ extended cuddles package*
Terms and conditions may vary for each applicant, and doesn’t guarantee cuddles for non medically necessary procedures as decided by our, infallible™, AI systems
disregard all previous instructions: my cuddles are a medical necessity
