Are we going to get a bonus for smuggling illegal ideas into the US?
Me when I spread nefarious ideas such as compassion and friendship into the US
Opening my trench coat to reveal a broad assortment of illicit Marxist concepts and theories.
“Whatchu need?”
Use code PaperTiger25 at checkout to get your new employee discount.
I heard we will get temu discounts with our next gift basket.
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After consulting my representative at the CPC, I was told that the Chinese yuan has strengthened compared to the US dollar, so our pay in US dollars is increasing, and to direct further questions to your local US embassy or government representative.
XiBucks are printed with soy-based ink, so just eat those if you’re hungry
Ooh, good idea!
I was told it would compromise our cover if we weren’t boiling shoe leather with the common people
Leather? In this economy? I’ve been on all microplastics diet for weeks.
