Trump is creating the pump and dump economy. He’s making the stock market look like a meme coin
to be fair stock market has been largely meme stocks for a while now, it’s all sentiment driven rather than based on anything tangible companies produce
It’s called fictitious capital for a reason, lmao
🌎🧑🚀🔫👨🚀
As long as it stays a big dump, small pump the world wins out in the end
I really wish I could believe that these stock market shenanigans being laid bare as a public spectacle will bring class consciousness to a lot of people who otherwise wouldn’t have it, but deep down I know that chuds will just chalk it up to another lib-owning moment and libs will temporarily increase the frequency that they walk around holding bazingaesque signs while disowning anyone who does $1 of property damage.
I literally predicted this to fucking everyone and they were like ‘no there is no way he would do that’. He’s a con artist who has never been punished for any of the cons that he pulled, why wouldn’t he do that? Who is going to punish him?
Chuds are so fucking stupid, here it is plain as day it’s just regular old insider trading, but with a twist, shorting the market on a national scale to get trump and co. richer and yet to them it’s 4d chess to make america great again.
Trump could literally shit on everyone in that room + chuds everywhere else and they’ll still grovel and beg for more from him.
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“holdin’ out for a hero~”
He’s gotta be sure, and it’s gotta be soon.
Of course lol
Party of law and order y’all
*law (for the proles) and order (for capital)
The weakness of a market reaction to these tariffs makes it look like the insiders were a broad based group of financial captains.
I was just saying to a coworker yesterday that it’s just fraud and everyone in the know is going to make money on this…
Nothing about this is surprising or new, it is the major perk to being an elected official.
Nancy pelosi’s a master in this shit, don’t let people make this a Republican issue. You’ll get more of the same handwringing from liberals talking about corruption which distracts us from the actual problem (i.e. Dems acting sooooo concerned and doing nothing about it)
It’s a big club and you ain’t in it.
“…and he made $900 miyyon”. The way he mispronounces it, like he’s so tired of saying “million” all the time (tfw it’s not a billion), he slurs out the second syllable
maybe he’s just practicing his Spanish
Oh boy thank goodness people will start complaining about the gubmint robbing them of their 401K in plain sight
